• Pokemon Go Friends

    Pokemon Go now has friend chat, and trainer gifts. Add me to friends with code 942584611615

  • Bobcat Photo

    Me as a teenager in a purple hat at my uncle Jim’s house with a bobcat for Throwback Thursday.

  • Happy Face

    The happy face of Lucky Kitty will save us in the darkest times.

  • More Pics

    Unwanted dick pics in Internet dating makes it more like being flashed in the park, and not going on a date.  

  • Run Screaming

    If I could convince my family to leave I would run screaming from Richmond in ten seconds. Every second in Virginia is my worst moment ever. The wrath of God pathetic state of men in this dump of a town town is largely to blame for my disgust.

  • Unwanted Pics

    Funny Facebook Post of the Week: I sent a few hello notes to guys in online dating… And got 15 unwanted dick picks, and three unwanted offers for a threesome in one hour. Online dating is NOT a great way to meet guys in modern day. I am looking for a boyfriend not a male…

  • Kids vs. Dogs

    Kids vs Dogs… Who is the best cutie? You let me know.

  • Sales this week.

    New and used necklaces are on extra discount this week.

  • Still Single

    Turns out the RVA-Tank story is real. Joyrides in tank-like trucks are a normal thing in Virginia now. This is why Virginia girls are so single. These are the single men we have to work with in the Virginia area.  

  • Birthday Bat

    My new book the Birthday Bat Book is on sale for 12% off this week as an autographed copy! Check it out at http://www.fh7publishing.com