When you date guys from the music underground. I first posted this joke in 2015, and it is still true because dating in Virginia is a nightmare. However if I am your Uber driver and you grab my hand, boobs, or arm without permission I will call the cops. Just because I am single does not mean I will put up with EVERYTHING. I am your driver not your blow-up doll.
Frozen History 7 Publishing Book Review Podcast 