The Call

I post on Facebook I will be visiting the south and Texas. About 50 now single ex-boyfriends ask me out, and one hundred old school friends offer to buy me dinner. I try to have a party in Virginia, and crickets sing next to my phone as way fewer people call. I am trying not to be a negative Nelly! However it is a prime example of the fact that it is not me, and the social world just in fact sucks in Virginia. I am so visiting the south more this year. This is my birthday week, and the social void hurts most this time of year.