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Funny Facebook Post of the Week:

Virginia dating is by far the most horrible sewage anus-pit I have ever seen. This week most of all. I am feeling the after Halloween Happiness Void. Other towns were so great it makes Virginia look even MORE horrible in comparison. I WISH some of the profiles were this good! At first I had hope, but now I see I am going to have to be gone ALL the time to survive Virginia.

Joel Crisp Try dating apps at 50. FML

Andrea E. Menzies They send 4 emails then never show. Or show up and try to rob you… With their gay lover… The Internet is not the “good” way to meet people they advertise. I moved to a new town a few years ago and have met have NOTHING but horrible people.

Andrea E. Menzies I am from fun towns so unlike the locals I KNOW what I am missing.

(I did not make this joke, but I feel their pain)