• Run Screaming

    If I could convince my family to leave I would run screaming from Richmond in ten seconds. Every second in Virginia is my worst moment ever. The wrath of God pathetic state of men in this dump of a town town is largely to blame for my disgust.

  • Unwanted Pics

    Funny Facebook Post of the Week: I sent a few hello notes to guys in online dating… And got 15 unwanted dick picks, and three unwanted offers for a threesome in one hour. Online dating is NOT a great way to meet guys in modern day. I am looking for a boyfriend not a male…

  • Kids vs. Dogs

    Kids vs Dogs… Who is the best cutie? You let me know.

  • Sales this week.

    New and used necklaces are on extra discount this week.

  • Still Single

    Turns out the RVA-Tank story is real. Joyrides in tank-like trucks are a normal thing in Virginia now. This is why Virginia girls are so single. These are the single men we have to work with in the Virginia area.  

  • Birthday Bat

    My new book the Birthday Bat Book is on sale for 12% off this week as an autographed copy! Check it out at http://www.fh7publishing.com  

  • Memorial Day 2018

      On this Memorial Day year 2018 I remember my father Lieutenant Colonel Neil Menzies who was killed by his war wounds when I was a child. And I’m the baby! I am the baby in the above photo.

  • Love of Painting.

      Book making helps me show off my love of painting.

  • Book Update

    I have now published the first in a new line of books for kids, and it is for sale on Amazon at this link for $12.63. https://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/1719513090/ref=tmm_pap_new_olp_sr?ie=UTF8&condition=new&qid=1527494239&sr=8-1 It is a book of painted images, and an adventure with a birthday at the zoo. Like Ruby Gloom, Nightmare Before Christmas, Invader Zim, or Grim Adventures of…

  • Book Update.

      Funny Facebook Post of the week. I am about to publish the first in a new line of books for kids. It is a book of painted animal images, and an adventure with a birthday at the zoo. Like Ruby Gloom, Nightmare Before Christmas, or Invader Zim it is for kids, but with a…