By Andrea M.
The Onion is amused by French Flames this week. https://theonion.com/french-reporter-illustrates-extreme-heat-by-flambeing-cherries-jubilee-on-sidewalk/
Category: Online Joke News
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News Jokes
Andrea M.
News jokes are telling more truth than CNN these days. Where are the pesky kids when you need them?
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Avakin Graphics
By Andrea Menzies
I may start using Avakin or Highrise graphics for my profile picture. No Photoshop is needed there. The second you are over age 16 on the Internet people start saying your photos are aren’t updated, and so an ageless cartoon keeps your ID never needing weekly updates. My review of Avakin Life is that it is a fun cross platform summer game, and is now available free on Steam games. #Avakinlife friend code KCL-WPT Also my second review is Highrise is another great way to chat for free in games on Steam. Add me at @Poedaughterz for more friends in that game. Fun for kids and grown-ups of all ages.
Avakin KCL-WPT member ID.
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Wave Goodbye
Wave Goodbye to the good old WordPress URL of https://frozenhistory7publishing.wordpress.com/ as my main webpage of Fh7publishing.com is down due to the URL being the new WordPress home for FH7publishing. Now instead of the page having a link to my blog, my blog will just BE at the URL. The page is down due to a webhosting site migration. Godaddy was the service I was using, but I have used WordPress longer in comparison to Godaddy, and their prices and service have become really bad. In contrast, WordPress hosting and email has become better and cheaper. Goodbye many online mirror pages, and hello more streamlined posting and e-mailing from the great JetPack app on my phone.
Astronaut Thomas Pesquet waves during a spacewalk by NASA Johnson is licensed under CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0 Fediverse Reactions
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Health USA
By Andrea M
Countries with far less money in comparison to the United States have Universal Healthcare for all citizens. When people are sick they can NOT work a lot of hours so having health insurance tied to a job guarantees you will lose it when you most need it. I am dealing with this gem of a logic flaw this week.
Meanwhile the billionaires have seen record profits this year. Also they have record tax breaks.
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2026 April Vote
By Andrea Menzies
Yes I have voted. I got nine letters of spam mail a day for weeks. I get it, they are reminding me the Virginia election is important today.
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No Out Bird
By Andrea Menzies
No going out for me this weekend. Internet friends were meeting me at a concert and music night in Maryland, and I was going to be free as a bird. Yet I have gone back to school, and have several papers due this week. Going back to night school means cutting back on fun, and not just saying you are making good grades online. Guess I am going to be an angry bird for a while.
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Smart Ironic
By Andrea Menzies
There is no such thing as a person who NEVER makes mistakes even if they make few mistakes on school papers and tests. It is always ironic that people good at school are called “smart” people. The professor on the TV show Gilligan’s Island could make an energy plant out of coconuts but he could not fix a five foot hole in a boat. How weird is it that no one noticed that as the show was on TV for many years? The Far Side has a famous cartoon of a kid at an honors gifted school pushing a door that says pull. Many people have noticed that school work and perfection are far from the same thing. I am starting a new class for a Master’s Degree program tonight, and the irony of learning is really powerful every first day of class.
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Could not fix a five foot boat hole. 
Could not stop pushing the pull door. 
School uses up a life time. 
You must use time in a wise way to make good grades.
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Tax Jokes
By Andrea Menzies
I received no tax information from my teaching job so I have to go chase that down this week. The main office changed locations so that will be an additional challenge. Taxes must be filed by April 15th so the Internet is alive with hilarious government jokes this week.
Luck of the IRS. 
Logic vs Taxes. 
The wealthy are the freeloaders. 
5 Horse-men of the end times. 
Technically at the gym with the government.
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