Category: Online Joke News

  • Changing Charmed

    Watching Charmed the TV show when I was younger it seemed realistic. Now as a person who has lived in and near San Francisco I realize no three 20 year olds could afford a house that big. The lightning bolts, witch powers, and freezing time all seem realistic compared to the epic untruths inherent to the idea that three kids just over 18 could live alone in a huge house in downtown California. The girls in the show date 50 guys a month as no relatives, friends, or coworkers care at all. No one is stuck watching babies, or cleaning a house. Family fights last two seconds and blow over. By the end they own a music night club, and wear new clothes every episode as they barely show up to work. Forget the magic it is the frame tale that lacks any root at all in the real world. I found myself angry as I watched it, and couldn’t figure out why. Then I noticed I forgot this show was one big bull-bucket of lies told to young single women about ideal life.

  • Phone Jokes

    One thing phone shopping lately has shown me is that phones have changed a lot since I was a kid. Sometimes nothing beats the feel of a vintage phone. This joke has a point, and so I made a censored version where we can all imagine they are saying freaking.

  • Posters of the Week

    Top posters of the week from my teaching jobs in the area.

  • Truth of the Day

    Some lady yelled at me for walking my dog near her house this weekend. You could ask politely first before screaming first thing you know…

  • Night Out March 2022

    Me before a concert and dance night in downtown Richmond, Virginia Friday March 18, 2022. As I am badly missing the fun of Austin, TX my former home as it is SXSW Music Festival there I decided to catch some local music here. I took some filter free photos before the night out. I got a bit extra small at Anytime Fitness Gym this week, and figured I would show it off a bit.

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  • Computer Broken

    One of my computers broke down this week, and I am getting it repaired. Send me phone messages and not e-mail this week.

  • Miss Shows

    I miss shows at a Homer level now.

  • Music Night

    Time to go out for a music night weekend! I am really hating being single, dateless, and divorced in Virginia, and you are not going to meet new dates on the sofa. In other towns my social life is great, but men around here seem to need dating motivation. Nothing fires cupid’s arrow like good music, and so I am off to meet new people.

    Music notes icons set. Vector illustration
  • Top Teacher Posters Of The Week

    These are the top classroom posters from the teacher assignments I worked this month in Virginia. I am always amazed at all the personalities of teachers on display at schools I work for every week.

  • Mom Anne’s Birthday Dinner

    Mom Anne’s Birthday Dinner at Ay Caramba Mexican Restaurant in Chesterfield.