Category: Online Joke News

  • Changing at the Gym

    Me changing at the Anytime Fitness gym before a night on the town with Karaoke this week. I am getting started on New Year’s Resolutions BEFORE the new year! Somehow I managed to forget to post for Halloween this year my blue skeleton make-up so here goes that photo as well. People have been hassling me to not use so many filters on my photos, and so these are both photos filter free.

    P.S. Facebook people: Thanks for all the likes on these photos. I needed that this Christmas as I have met nothing but abusive human sewage in the state of Virginia since moving here.

  • Single For The Holidays

    I am extra single for this holiday season. I hate being single, and it makes me extra sad. Lets hope getting out a bit to sing Karaoke this week will change my luck. You are not going to meet anyone new sitting around the house on the sofa!

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  • Me Watching TV This Week

    Me Watching TV This Week

  • Steam Black Friday Sale

    Oh wow Sims4 is on sale for 5 bucks on Steam games. The new expansions make it hilarious Halloween fun even on Christmas. If the Addams Family TV show could be a game this would be it.

  • Too Busy For You and Other Untrue Things

    I just had two guys in a row say they were “too busy to see me due to work” for an entire month, and so they were dumping me. Then they tried to demand to talk to me later like nothing happened. I know guys working three jobs who still make time for a dinner with a lady and kids. You sir are an abuser and a douche-bag, and are not just a busy person. People wonder how women end up single after age 30, and this is a big part of the problem. Men today love things and money, and not people.

  • New Show

    SouthPark Post Covid on Paramount + turned out pretty funny. For once the hype was true.

  • Masters of the Universe Revelation

    Netflix has a new version of He Man everyone is talking about this weekend. It turns out they got really amazing people to do the voices including the girl from Buffy, Luke Skywalker, Candyman, and Henry Rollins from 80s punk bands. They even changed the questionable iron cross off 1980s He Man’s costume which ended that fashion disaster. I now like He Man again!

  • 3 Hour Time

    Wow there was a three hour wait at the DMV today. Virginia would not let me vote in the election on November 2nd without an updated license. I now understand the Supernatural episode where the afterlife is waiting in line forever.

  • Spy Bank

    The Towne Bank by my new house’s shopping center looks too pretty to be a bank. I am thinking it is really a super spy headquarters…