Category: Online Joke News

  • Hot Time

    I am from Austin, Texas originally, and went to ALL of High School there. Just because I am visiting from Virginia right now does NOT mean it is a great to flood me with messages about how I don’t know how hot it is. I do know very well! If I have a bunch of Texas friends on my Facebook and Instagram you likely MET me IN Austin. I have gotten flooded with “you don’t know” Texas comments since I mentioned I am visiting my friends and family having emergencies right now. Strange!

     

  • Texas Visit Friday

    I can’t wait to visit Texas on Friday to see my Instagram party friends. Texas is for all your wizard blood needs. I will be using masks, hand sanitizer, and social distancing so it will not be THAT wild!

  • Face Masks

    Me selling face masks on the Internet.

  • Dream Team

    Bring back the dream team! This is my idea of a voting dream team for 2020.

  • The Same

    It is the same with sewing supplies I have looked at this weekend.

  • 2020 As A Hat

    If 2020 was a hat it would be the cursed hat from the Shadows show.

  • Unfriendly

    I just had to unfriend another round of right winged people saying they are my “friends” on Facebook. My profile says I am leftist all over it. I am not right winged. My family lived in Europe for a long time when we were stationed there with the military when I was a kid. Please unfriend me or I will block you. It is strange how many people wearing piercings and wild hair no conservative job would allow say they hate leftist political activists yet hit on the leftist women two seconds later.

  • The System

    This is how every social group ends up functioning. It strikes me as true of every music scene I have been on.