Category: Online Joke News

  • More on NOLA

    More on NOLA… I am on another visit to New Orleans December 2019. Here are highlights from the last voyage. I was at a ski ball game where I was on a ski ball team. There was a ski ball Christmas party. There was a robot dancing donkey, and it looked JUST like a real person! The Gumbo was the BEST gumbo.

  • Happy Thanksgiving to All!

    Happy Thanksgiving to All! I had 4 meals of turkey and stuffing… I loved it! LOL.

     

  • Table Decorating

    I am table decorating for Thanksgiving today. I can’t wait for Turkey Day with my daughter and nephews.

  • Baby Yoda Explodes the Internet

    Baby Yoda may look like a Gremlin, but lets face it he IS really a part of the Dark Crystal. My Yoda theory is that I don’t think the link is “just luck” I think the Dark Crystal is really the origin story of the real Yoda even if baby Yoda looks like a Gremlin. Frank Oz was the voice of Yoda in the first films. “Star Wars creator George Lucas was an executive producer on the movie Labyrinth (1986), directed by Muppets creator Jim Henson. Jim Henson and Frank Oz also co-directed The Dark Crystal (1982), which was produced by Star Wars producer Gary Kurtz.” ( https://www.starwars.com/n…/star-wars-thet-muppet-connection ) It is made by the SAME people! ALL the same people! I think that the Dark Crystal was the story of Yoda, but they were thinking he lost “Mystery” when they made his story too clear so they changed the names at the last second. The powers of the “Dark” crystal sure do match the “Dark” side of the force. They never show Yoda on the planet of the Dark Crystal, but if he changed his name after healing the crystal and went off world, it could explain much of Yoda’s power.
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    Oh well, both have me hooked on The Mandalorian and the Baby Yoda character. https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/11/26/mandalorian-stranger-things-ratings-ranking-in-demand-most-watched-disney-plus-netflix
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    More on Yoda’s “Mystery” Past https://youtu.be/tOevapbY-8I

  • Happy Day

    I am having a great day because I got good news from New Orleans this week.  I don’t feel trapped in Virginia when there are other good places to go. 

    Great Day New Orleans 2019

  • NOLA Trips

    I am watching Star Trek Next Gen on Netflix, and I noticed Riker goes to New Orleans to hit on girls. Funny.

    Riker in New Orleans 2019

  • In Comparison

    Funny Facebook Post of the Week:

    Virginia dating is by far the most horrible sewage anus-pit I have ever seen. This week most of all. I am feeling the after Halloween Happiness Void. Other towns were so great it makes Virginia look even MORE horrible in comparison. I WISH some of the profiles were this good! At first I had hope, but now I see I am going to have to be gone ALL the time to survive Virginia.

    Joel Crisp Try dating apps at 50. FML

    Andrea E. Menzies They send 4 emails then never show. Or show up and try to rob you… With their gay lover… The Internet is not the “good” way to meet people they advertise. I moved to a new town a few years ago and have met have NOTHING but horrible people.

    Andrea E. Menzies I am from fun towns so unlike the locals I KNOW what I am missing.

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    (I did not make this joke, but I feel their pain)