Category: Online Joke News

  • Dig Harder

    Dig Harder

    By Andrea Menzies

    I have been single for years with no date or husband, and men are not just going to rise from the grave break into your house, and ask you out.  People give me crap for working too hard to go to dance nights and concerts. I am NOT just happy being alone I want to meet someone. You have to get out of the house and be social if you want to date someone in the modern day.

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  • Music Past

    By Andrea Menzies

    I am from Austin, TX. They have the logo of “Live Music Capital Of The World” everywhere as going to shows is a popular hobby people like. I am not an exception to this rule. As I have hated the abuse pit that is Virginia with all my soul it is good when shows give me a chance to get away to a better place.

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    Texas live music logo.
  • Spooky Time

    By Andrea Menzies

    Almost spooky time.

  • Road Dreams

    By Andrea Menzies

    Fall weather has me dreaming road-trip dreams.

  • Under 50

    By Andrea Menzies

    Dear AARP I am not over age 50. I am under 50 by a wide margin. I checked my email at an older relative’s house computer, and now the magazine sends me hundreds of spam emails a week demanding I join. Quit it!

  • Tall Boots

    By Andrea Menzies

    I hurt my ankle badly on the job last week, and it is my new plan to wear tall boots at work. Several online articles agree that tall boots provide better ankle support and prevent sprains better than low top shoes, and I have the ankles that need them. I had already bought tall work boots yet was going to wait until winter to wear them. I will sweat all summer to avoid a repeat on ankle crap. I could not do one tenth of the fun things I had planned for the weekend as ankle pain got in the way. I even got offered free concert tickets from online chat friends, and ankle pain mixed with hail and flooding got in the way of going there.

  • Travel Time

    By Andrea Menzies

    Travel time for the show. I-95 can be a parking lot some days. However I am looking forward to some retro 90s and 80s fun. Lucky thing sitting down does not hurt ankles too badly. I will not be able to do too much stuff due to the hurt foot unfortunately.

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    I was at Amtrak Train 84 to Washington Dc in Ashland – https://www.swarmapp.com/poedaughter7/checkin/66bfce333330b27fd7f07e44?s=4KGvMdUKyK8VE1zQfBy_wAG7KjE

  • Image News

    By Andrea Menzies

    The media has gone wild with amazement at how young Kamala Harris looks compared to Walz. They are pretty close in age. It just shows how much pressure women are under to look younger than their age even if powerful. Of course Mick Jagger looks 30 in many photos as he is 70 so age is just a number.

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  • Happy News

    By Andrea Menzies

    Finally I got happy news as 4 amazing shows are going to my area in September. I am going to go to the ones outside the state of Virginia. Road trip excursions are great news, and things are going so great at the new job I have been working all summer I can actually get there.

  • Cat Ladies

    By Andrea Menzies

    I don’t own a cat and am very allergic to cats, but I have sympathy with people against the latest negative portrayal of single cat ladies. My chihuahua dog has an itching issue she is seeing the vet for this week.