By Andrea Menzies
Dear AARP I am not over age 50. I am under 50 by a wide margin. I checked my email at an older relative’s house computer, and now the magazine sends me hundreds of spam emails a week demanding I join. Quit it!
Category: Online Joke News
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Tall Boots
By Andrea Menzies
I hurt my ankle badly on the job last week, and it is my new plan to wear tall boots at work. Several online articles agree that tall boots provide better ankle support and prevent sprains better than low top shoes, and I have the ankles that need them. I had already bought tall work boots yet was going to wait until winter to wear them. I will sweat all summer to avoid a repeat on ankle crap. I could not do one tenth of the fun things I had planned for the weekend as ankle pain got in the way. I even got offered free concert tickets from online chat friends, and ankle pain mixed with hail and flooding got in the way of going there.
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Travel Time
By Andrea Menzies
Travel time for the show. I-95 can be a parking lot some days. However I am looking forward to some retro 90s and 80s fun. Lucky thing sitting down does not hurt ankles too badly. I will not be able to do too much stuff due to the hurt foot unfortunately.
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I was at Amtrak Train 84 to Washington Dc in Ashland – https://www.swarmapp.com/poedaughter7/checkin/66bfce333330b27fd7f07e44?s=4KGvMdUKyK8VE1zQfBy_wAG7KjE
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Image News
By Andrea Menzies
The media has gone wild with amazement at how young Kamala Harris looks compared to Walz. They are pretty close in age. It just shows how much pressure women are under to look younger than their age even if powerful. Of course Mick Jagger looks 30 in many photos as he is 70 so age is just a number.
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Happy News
By Andrea Menzies
Finally I got happy news as 4 amazing shows are going to my area in September. I am going to go to the ones outside the state of Virginia. Road trip excursions are great news, and things are going so great at the new job I have been working all summer I can actually get there.
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Cat Ladies
By Andrea Menzies
I don’t own a cat and am very allergic to cats, but I have sympathy with people against the latest negative portrayal of single cat ladies. My chihuahua dog has an itching issue she is seeing the vet for this week.
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More News
By Andrea Menzies
Not only did a death in the family happen to me this week, but two of my school friends died as well. The pandemic is over yet MORE people are passing on in my life how is that happening? If you don’t laugh you cry.
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No House
By Andrea Menzies
Texas and Louisiana gave me a completed $90 thousand University degree and friends. Virginia has been a garbage toilet. Another man on online dating pretended to like me, and then confessed he was a real estate agent trying to sell me a house in Virginia. He is one of dozens of men to do this scam. This is why I have not kissed or dated anyone in 3 years the choices in Virginia are horrible. One, if you are pretending to like ladies to make a sale you have nothing good to sell. Two, I have HATED every square foot of Virginia with all of my soul, and I was being too polite to mention it is a garbage toilet. Unfortunately this is mistakenly making people think I enjoy it and want to stay here. Face punching abusive and abandoning human garbage is all that is in the dating pool of Virginia. I used to love dating. Music sucks in Virginia and I drive every week I can out of state to see bands on tour because music venues destroy every show in Virginia and rob their customers. The one purchase I want to make is an SUV in my own name to drive FAR away from Virginia while not returning to give the vehicle back to my family. Sharing a vehicle with my family is trapping me in a town I feel soul crushing hate for daily. I am working two jobs to clear my credit to buy one, and in no way am looking to buy a Virginia house or land. I will slap the next man in the face who tries to sell me a house.
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Dating Pool
By Andrea Menzies
My doctor asked me this week if I was dating, and I have not had date, and no intimacy at all the for over 3 years. I used to love dating and still want to date, but the abuse toilet that is the dating pool of Virginia is incredibly discouraging. This joke fits it well.
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Family Travel
By Andrea Menzies
My mom flew to California for a family birthday party Thursday, and I had to tell her how to post pictures to Instagram. I am feeding her dogs when she is gone. If it was me I would have 8 photos posted before I left the 1st airport. I would be on photo 100 by now.
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