Category: Online Joke News

  • Odd Truth

    I have noticed this odd Truth. I do hope people will try not to use abortion as birth control, but some women don’t have a choice and foster care is swamped.

  • Homesick

    I am so homesick for other states I have lived in my eyeballs could explode. If gas was not around 5 dollars I would be on a road trip to visit school friends from the south in two seconds. I really hate feeling trapped in Virginia.

  • More Jokes on the Ban

    It is important to note the abortion ban is about hurting women of fertility age financially. They are not planning free childcare, healthcare, and increased child support for the extra children born. These jokes poke fun at a serious point that I know well as a single mom. If men could give birth free birth control would be on the bottom of every street corner’s stop light.

  • Memories of Headphones

    This was me as a kid with headphones.

  • Star Wars Cards

    I was playing Star Wars Cards this week with Alexandria, but Bootsie dog’s cute looks at the house were the real star.

  • The Pets

    I work for Uber and Lyft for extra money in the Summer when I don’t have teacher work to do. We have to take seeing eye pets, and some of the pets are strange. It reminds me of this joke.

  • RV Obsessed This Week

    I may be RV obsessed this week.

  • Out and About

    At last the ordered quarantine is over! Good news because I still have a tiny hope that I can find a date on the Internet now that I am not swamped with teacher work in Virginia due to Summer Break. I do very much want a relationship, and in other states I have had plenty. Sadly online dating can be a bit of a joke and I am stuck using it in this state. I am listening to Blutengle the band for the song Dying Alone as this state seems to think persecution of women with lonely life is a great idea, and not the sadistic horror it actually is in reality.

  • Pikmin the Mega Game

    The new mega game of the Internet on phones is now Pikmin Bloom. It is a cross between Pokemon Go, Mario, and Mad Max after the atom bomb. You need friends to play so here is my code: 628014443272

  • COVID Day

    Today I found out I have COVID-19 at the doctor. I had hoped 3 vaccine shots would protect me but no. Wish me well as my weekend is now video game events only.