Category: Online Joke News

  • 2021 Loki Drama

    Both Netflix and Disney Plus are doubling down on the Loki characters right now. It is creating hilarious backlash. I am watching all the TV shows as I type this sentence.

  • The Rest

    A fire happened in my apartment building yesterday. After a rest I used the fortune telling apps on my phone to relax. The free app Luminous Spirit gave a creepy level of accuracy to the reading. It had the Tower card for emergency escape, and Strength for happy outcome. It is fun but also leaves you startled when fortune telling is on target for your life.

  • Jobs JOkes

    The more times I read this the funnier it is to me.

  • The Drill

    A construction company of douchebags with drills and shovels was right outside my window today! Ten feet from my bed, and right when I desperately needed sleep for the GRE test they started using power tools in the morning. The wheel barrel of evil is in this photo.

    I had been up late studying for a 300 dollar University test, and they just had to work on that one thing. I like the pool, but this apartment has a dark side. Virginia living made me more angry at that point. However I still made it to the test, and made good grades so the story didn’t end too badly.

  • Still True

    Still true.

  • This Week

    Super true of this week.

  • Uber Return

    Dear Uber drivers please return to work. Downtown went from empty to a Circus in one weekend. I did not have the gas to drive everyone with the gas shortages in my area. It was a clown convention downtown. 🤡

  • Seven Bins

    The Internet hates these people today. Why do you need seven bins of gas for one day of down pipe lines? Seven is just what you can see in the photo. It does all seem like something out of a mean girls movie.

  • Gas Grab

    Today in Virginia I had to battle to buy gas! The state of emergency is not a joke. There were long lines, gas fights, and no-gas notes on most of the pumps. I switched off the AC, and changed plans to stay at home.