By Andrea Menzies
Happy Birthday! Wishing a great birthday to Alexandria Menzies today! I cannot wait to eat restaurant food for dinner! I am a single mother to a great daughter named Alexandria, and I wish her well in the upcoming year.
Category: Online Joke News
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Another Show
By Andrea Menzies
Wow I can’t understand how another show is gone. Their arguments are so weak they cannot withstand any debate? I am not a Disney Plus subscriber, but now I am NEVER going to be after this crap.
A good point. 
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Red Flags
By Andrea Menzies
There are many red flags in job hunting. At least this week I got three call backs from managers.
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Too Funny
By Andrea Menzies
Too good! All week long I have been applying to secretary jobs, and taking medical assistant secretary refreshing courses online. I made SO much more money filing health insurance forms years ago when I was a medical administrative assistant, and was NOT a teacher. This joke explains why pretty well! I would like to point out that I did pass the education and background check to teach.
https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1QXTUDy2Q7/
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Pirate Day
By Andrea Menzies
It do be true a free bit of fish be at Long John Silver’s on September 19. How much do you need to dress like a pirate to get the free 2 PC Basket? If you dress as a skeleton can you say you are a dead Pirate?
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Night School
By Andrea Menzies
I had to be on the phone on hold for what felt like one million years for night school today. At long last I was able to fully transfer and enroll in a new online night school for a master’s degree. I had to verify student loans over the phone. After a while it reminded me of a surreal video game like the jokes below.
Every phone number in the modern day is like an epic quest. 
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County Fair
By Andrea Menzies
It is almost county fair time here in Chesterfield. One good thing about the area I am in is the fair with rides and music is only a 30 minute bike ride away from my house.
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Last Day Summer
By Andrea Menzies
Time flies in summer for teachers. August 18 is the first day back from summer break in Chesterfield, VA schools. That makes Friday the last workday off from school before I have to wake up at 5 in the morning daily. I miss the money and the people, but I don’t miss the stress. I wrote several articles for the school newspaper in high school saying I wished all schools would have year-round school. As a grown up I also wish they would go year-round with a couple weeks of break. Students need massive schoolwork reviews after the summer break, students act bad before and after the break, teachers lack summer pay, teachers often need extra summer jobs, summer daycare is expensive for parents, and worst of all is the shock to the system of sleeping late before going back to early school. European schools only have a short break for summer then their students have better scores for University. Maybe someday a good system will become normal in the USA. Meanwhile I will soon miss sleeping.
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Expensive Mark
By Andrea Menzies
I play video games online, chat, and go to concerts with some DC friends. One had this joke yesterday. Crime is actually down in DC this year. They say we don’t have enough money for government programs helping low income people. Yet we have money to deploy troops for crime? It is a LOL level joke. It is a very expensive thing to be marked safe from near me. Rich landlords all over the USA have made rent nightmare level expensive on apartments and houses. Then they make homelessness a crime to fill for-profit prisons. I find it extra scary that BBC news was the only news source that openly and fully was critical of the political move.
Joke of the day. 
From BBC https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cy7ypm6zxp2o
