Category: Online Joke News

  • Dance Fun

    By Andrea Menzies

    Halloween is great for dancing parties for people of all ages. I am dusting off my dance trophies I won from dance school competitions when I was a teenager in anticipation of fun Halloween dancing.

    Dancing helped me escape stress enough to graduate high school on the honors program, and to graduate University. I am happy a dancing part of the year has hit again.

  • Halloween Mood

    By Andrea Menzies

    Getting in the Halloween mood.

  • Dating Scary

    By Andrea Menzies

    Dating gets scarier every Halloween. I am stuck being single for the second year at Halloween in a row, and it is a bummer. Yet I am still getting into the Halloween spirit.

    *Special note I love this joke because one of the reasons I am single is I will not settle for brain dead abusive guys, and this joke points out many women seem to be doing that in the cartoon artist’s life.

  • Scary Year

    Scary Year

    By Andrea Menzies

    This cartoon is too true in 2025. Plans for Halloween activities in DC areas now have to balance around troops everywhere.

  • My Birthday

    By Andrea Menzies

    Today is my birthday, and my watch became a cake picture! Thanks in advance for the birthday well wishes!

  • Almost Birthday

    Almost Birthday

    By Andrea Menzies

    The temporary work I got with Kelly Staffing was over faster than I thought, and now I am back to teaching again. I forgot one of the reasons I quit pursuing temp work employment is they often promise far more employment time and money than they can deliver to employees. It is almost my birthday, and having free time to plan a good party with balloons turns out to be the most valuable use of my time. I did make some extra money from the job, and now I can go to extra Halloween activities far from the horrible place that is called Virginia. It is my every dream and goal to move far away from the Virginia area.

  • Happy Birthday Alexandria

    Happy Birthday Alexandria

    By Andrea Menzies

    Happy Birthday! Wishing a great birthday to Alexandria Menzies today! I cannot wait to eat restaurant food for dinner! I am a single mother to a great daughter named Alexandria, and I wish her well in the upcoming year.

  • Another Show

    Another Show

    By Andrea Menzies

    Wow I can’t understand how another show is gone. Their arguments are so weak they cannot withstand any debate? I am not a Disney Plus subscriber, but now I am NEVER going to be after this crap.

    https://creators.yahoo.com/lifestyle/story/disney-cancellation-page-crashes-as-customers-rush-to-quit-after-kimmel-suspension-033512277.html

    A good point.
  • Red Flags

    Red Flags

    By Andrea Menzies

    There are many red flags in job hunting. At least this week I got three call backs from managers.

  • Too Funny

    Too Funny

    By Andrea Menzies

    Too good! All week long I have been applying to secretary jobs, and taking medical assistant secretary refreshing courses online. I made SO much more money filing health insurance forms years ago when I was a medical administrative assistant, and was NOT a teacher. This joke explains why pretty well! I would like to point out that I did pass the education and background check to teach.

    https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1QXTUDy2Q7/