Category: Online Joke News

  • Location Not Real

    By Andrea Menzies

    Dear Internet my location is not real. It has literally NEVER been real on social media or the Internet for years. It is my sad misfortune that when trying Internet dating years ago men tried to drug me, strangle me, punch me, and their female friends tried to help them. I don’t want to give abusers a guide book to my front door. I sometimes visit school friends and family in other towns and check in to crowded and well lit dinner, dancing, or theater locations. This does not mean I live there. There are a million app location spoofing programs on the Internet like BlueStacks. I mentioned what online school I was going to, and had to transfer out of that school after making 2 grades of “A” partially due to hackers attacking my student account. I mentioned the name of my online school on social media which I will NEVER do again. One of the reasons cops need a search warrant to enter homes is Americans have the constitutional right to privacy. It is against the law to invade a female’s privacy, and all the information people think they are getting may be very wrong and NOT real. Forcing women into marriage with abusive men is not a good goal at all. I am trying to keep in touch with a few student friends when I post things not jerks. Google the phrase “location spoofing” and BlueStacks is the leader in emulator tech. These apps have become popular as human garbage tries to track women online.

    *Special note I now have “Moon, South Dakota” listed as my home. I have never been there and DON’T plan to go, but I am showing off how stupid and pathetic people that believe everything they read on the Internet are daily. Now when people ask my address I can say it is on “The Moon” to see what level of idiots they are. I got 4 letters from the government claiming I need to update my address as I have moved this month, but I am living and working in the same place.

    Many people have noticed the Internet destroying privacy.
    Women have bad problems with Internet privacy.

    It is easy to get a false impression from the Internet.

    Google the phrase “location spoofing” and BlueStacks is a leader in emulator tech. These apps have become popular as human garbage tries to track women online.
  • Happy Halloween

    Happy Halloween

    By Andrea Menzies

    Happy Halloween! 🎃

    Happy Halloween 🎃
  • Double Pumpkin

    Double Pumpkin

    By Andrea Menzies

    My daughter and I painted Halloween pumpkins this week. I was teaching at schools doing pumpkin crafts, and it reminded me it was time to do our own. My pumpkin has the pointy eyes on the right. We like to use paint and markers as it takes longer to spoil.

    Left Alexandria’s pumpkin, right my pumpkin.
  • Meatloaf and Curry

    By Andrea Menzies

    My new Halloween plan is to do the time warp again with plenty of meatloaf and curry. I was going to DC, but troops everywhere made me cancel the tickets. My new favorite activity is going to Maryland where I went to some amazing October dance nights. I was going to go back for Halloween weekend. However, it is murder destruction to my car, and so I am going to take trains and buses to get back to Maryland in mid November when I can get discount tickets.

    Halloween with meatloaf.

    Maryland has the best Halloween parties ever.

    Me with a giant pumpkin Hello Kitty at Maryland dance party nights.

  • Dance Fun

    By Andrea Menzies

    Halloween is great for dancing parties for people of all ages. I am dusting off my dance trophies I won from dance school competitions when I was a teenager in anticipation of fun Halloween dancing.

    Dancing helped me escape stress enough to graduate high school on the honors program, and to graduate University. I am happy a dancing part of the year has hit again.

  • Halloween Mood

    By Andrea Menzies

    Getting in the Halloween mood.

  • Dating Scary

    By Andrea Menzies

    Dating gets scarier every Halloween. I am stuck being single for the second year at Halloween in a row, and it is a bummer. Yet I am still getting into the Halloween spirit.

    *Special note I love this joke because one of the reasons I am single is I will not settle for brain dead abusive guys, and this joke points out many women seem to be doing that in the cartoon artist’s life.

  • Scary Year

    Scary Year

    By Andrea Menzies

    This cartoon is too true in 2025. Plans for Halloween activities in DC areas now have to balance around troops everywhere.

  • My Birthday

    By Andrea Menzies

    Today is my birthday, and my watch became a cake picture! Thanks in advance for the birthday well wishes!

  • Almost Birthday

    Almost Birthday

    By Andrea Menzies

    The temporary work I got with Kelly Staffing was over faster than I thought, and now I am back to teaching again. I forgot one of the reasons I quit pursuing temp work employment is they often promise far more employment time and money than they can deliver to employees. It is almost my birthday, and having free time to plan a good party with balloons turns out to be the most valuable use of my time. I did make some extra money from the job, and now I can go to extra Halloween activities far from the horrible place that is called Virginia. It is my every dream and goal to move far away from the Virginia area.