Category: Online Joke News

  • Game Ring

    Game Ring

    By Andrea Menzies

    I am going to ring in the New Year playing PC video games. I have reactivated some PC games on Adventure Quest 3D (user Poedaughterz Blue Dragon server free on Steam games), Genshin Impact (user UID 683053596 Poedaughterz), Guild Wars 1 and Guild Wars 2 (Poedaughterz on Steam), Pokemon Go (user ID 942584611615), Rec Room (@poedaughter7 free on Steam), and Tarisland (Eu-1 Poedaughterz free on Steam games) to chat with friends. If you know me online please add me to friends. My vehicle is not working well enough this month to drive to my favorite nearby towns in freezing rain. Downtown Virginia has no other thing to socialize with, but criminal human sewage I have fled in terror from years ago. Every Virginia dance club is a disgusting liar pit I NEVER want to see again in my nightmares. The great thing about online chat parties is the game provides hot looking battle clothes, music, hairstyles, and digital taverns for drinks, and you don’t have to spend a million dollars on Lyft and Uber when you have a mount in the game. Game parties are the obvious wave of the future.

  • Hog Holidays

    Hog Holidays

    By Andrea Menzies

    How did I not know “Hogfather” the British holiday comedy has moved from Netflix to Amazon Prime? Santa gets kidnapped by ghosts and the Grim Reaper has to save Christmas. It sounds scary but it is way more PG Monty Python than scary. I watched it on Netflix as I have been a fan of Terry Pratchett since I was a kid, but it shot over to Amazon when they made the “Good Omens” book into a TV movie. I am rereading the books on Kindle this holiday for certain my review is the book is amazing.

  • Discount Day

    Discount Day

    By Andrea Menzies

    I am thankful for my Amazon discount this year as my holiday shopping budget is tight.

  • Not A Luxury

    Not A Luxury

    By Andrea Menzies

    In the early 2000s I tried to join the Army to get full time work and healthcare. A year and a half later I had not finished basic training due to asthma attacks, never got benefits or healthcare, and had to go to rape counseling for years due to extreme military abuse causing depression. I graduated high school on the honors program, and completed my University degree as I had no depression before then. Lack of healthcare began horrific pain in my life lasting years. Our healthcare system doesn’t sometimes blame the victims; it always blames the victims. I still don’t have healthcare from my job. Bernie Sanders did not win the presidential election, and a man was elected that has tried to destroy what few advances Obamacare was able to make. He also destroyed funding to female rape programs as he has been accused of rape 13 times. People are shot every day, but the CEO killer is making the news due to the fear that he may be the first killer in mass waves of violence against the government unless real changes happen. #CEOkiller #2024HealthNews #LuigiQuotes

  • Pickings Slim

    Pickings Slim

    By Andrea Menzies

    I have decided to try online dating again since I am sick of being single. Unfortunately the pickings are slim. It is my vow to never date a man from any part of Virginia due to my absolute soul deep hatred for every square foot of Virginia. My every attempt at socializing in downtown Virginia has ended in death threats and fleeing for my life. In Texas this never happened at all.

    In other news my new mini travel bed is so great! I am super prepared for a new road trip.

  • Cyber Moment

    Cyber Moment

    By Andrea Menzies

    If Bernie Sanders healthcare ideas were taken more seriously people would not feel so much empathy with the recent CEO killer.

  • Holiday Movies

    Holiday Movies

    By Andrea Menzies

    The new Nosferatu movie does look amazing. I am likely going to watch Scrooged again for certain and will wish the night the reindeer died was a real film.

  • Good Behavior

    Good Behavior

    By Andrea Menzies

    I am a teacher right now, and there are big debates on how to be a role model for behavior. Meanwhile when I was a kid people watched cartoon characters blowing each other up, and that was just a-okay. In real life no one is perfect.

  • Last Day

    Last Day

    By Andrea Menzies

    I am still working at Amazon, but about to go on leave. My other job called me two weeks ago needing me to work more hours so I put in notice. One of the rough things about being at a crazy job is they are all crazy jobs, and you just have to find what crazy works for you. At Amazon they drug test constantly so at least it leaves a long paper trail on me not being a party animal at all. I have never failed a drug test at any job, and this reference helps prove it. Ironically a huge set of news reports dropped on Amazon right as I was packing up.

    https://6abc.com/post/make-amazon-pay-protest-what-know-strike-planned-black-friday/15602746/

  • Happy Thanksgiving

    Happy Thanksgiving

    By Andrea Menzies

    Happy Thanksgiving To All!