Category: Online Joke News

  • New BlueSky Profile

    New BlueSky Profile

    By Andrea Menzies

    Bluesky is a new social media app people are using. My profile is here @Poedaughter7.bsky.social if you want to add me to friends. I am fully terrified of how many crazed right winged politicians keep showing up in news photos with social media owners these days. Also my email is getting packed with spam from all the social media that said it would “never” sell my information. I can see why people want to try something new. Old social media uses an algorithm to decide what we “want” to see, and it often picks very wrong. Somedays I think we should all just switch back to Myspace, Yahoo, and Livejournal for updates.

    Here is the NPR story on Bluesky:

    https://www.npr.org/2024/11/19/g-s1-34898/bluesky-traffic-surge-after-election

    The day after the presidential election, the social media landscape shook.

    On Elon Musk’s X, more than 115,000 users deactivated their accounts, the largest-ever mass exit from the platform. At the same time, traffic on Bluesky, a smaller rival to X, began to soar, with daily usage climbing some 500% in the U.S., according to data from Similarweb.

    “We’ve been growing by about a million users a day for several days,” said Bluesky CEO Jay Graber in an interview with NPR on Monday. “It’s proving out the model that we thought would be the right approach to social [media]: Give people the tools to control their experience and they’ll have a better time.” Putting more control in the hands of users is what distinguishes Bluesky from X, formerly Twitter, and other rival social media sites.

    Rather than having one “master algorithm,” Bluesky allows for a more personalized experience. By default, there are three main feeds: One shows accounts you follow, another shows what your friends follow and a “discover” feed surfaces posts linked to your interests.”

  • Drive Time

    Drive Time

    By Andrea Menzies

    Things may have issues in my town, but my car is working again after repairs. I can travel to better lands soon. An old acquaintance got mad when I would not date her mean and ugly brother, and has been spreading rumors about me all over downtown.  She is unfortunately a popular bar tender, and can spread bad gossip all day long. People in the state I am in blindly go along with lies asking for no real proof at all. Just because something has been said many times does not make it true. This has fully destroyed night life for me in the Virginia area forever. Fortunately there are many good music shows and social events outside Virginia for the holidays, and I am going to go there soon with my newly working vehicle. I plan to move away from this state I hate with all my soul soon as my life was so much better in other areas that it is beyond describing.

  • The Pain Hole

    The Pain Hole

    By Andrea Menzies

    A poem by Andrea Menzies

    From my new book of poems I am going to publish online called “Poems From The Pain Hole: A Collection Of Poems About An Abuse Toilet That Claims To Be A State.”

    1 All of Virginia is a nightmare hole of pain,

    2 the agony is not hard to explain.

    3 The second I leave it goes away,

    4 Agony is Virginia’s game to play.

    5 Ugly men and a pathetic music scene!

    6 Symptom of a land eating women’s dreams!

    7 I have not had one single happy memory in ya,

    8 Ugly-ugly sewage hole called Virginia.

    9 There is not one single good redeeming town

    10 when first here I looked desperately around.

    11 Now I know a future happy day

    12 will only happen with Virginia far away.

    13 Have not had one single happy memory in ya,

    14 Ugly-ugly sewage hole called Virginia.

  • First Pet

    First Pet

    By Andrea Menzies

    I will miss the first pet dogs most of all. Remember when the worst thing about the White House was the crazy shelter-adopted biting dogs? We will all miss those days soon. Meanwhile Trump is one of only three people elected that did not bring a pet to the White House as a fun fact. A real lesson in pet owners and empathy in people.

  • Joke Of The Week

    Joke Of The Week

    By Andrea Menzies

    The most funny and true joke of the week is this one originally posted by Elvira. When it comes to dating it takes TWO to tango.

  • 2024 Promotion Day

    By Andrea Menzies

    I got promoted to the blue badge at Amazon night shift, and got a guarantee by HR my pay issues will clear up in a few weeks at my teaching job. At long last things are getting better!

  • 2024 Health Check

    By Andrea Menzies

    I am going to get all the healthcare checks I can get for the next couple of months. Evidently healthcare is going to go back to medieval practices for women soon due to politics. Blaming women for needing healthcare is like blaming turkeys for Thanksgiving. They should hide deeper in the woods, or they are asking for the shotgun!

    A great quote for a tough week.

  • Halloween Party At Songbyrd DC 2024

    Halloween Party At Songbyrd DC 2024

    By Andrea Menzies

    Here are my top photos from the Halloween party at Songbyrd DC friends helped me attend. The costume contest with the Queen of the Damned and Aliens was great! Dancing to an amazing retro 80s DJ was great. DC even has a University street called Avenue Q, and I was parked near there. It was also great to get slightly away from the garbage hole of Virginia I hate completely. Unfortunately they announced the party was over at 11:30 PM closing time. What is this a crazed super Christian town from the Footloose movie? When I went to dance clubs in Texas they didn’t close until 2 AM, and later on Halloween. When I went to dance clubs in New Orleans they closed at 4 AM around Halloween. Clubs did not even start shows until 10 PM at night on week nights when I went to New Orleans a few years ago. Around Virginia they think night life starts around lunch time which sucks crap. It was a vivid reminder of why there are many fact reasons I am always trying to leave this area for every holiday, and will leave again in the future. DC was not far enough away at all which was dog poo sacks of disappointing.

    https://www.deviantart.com/fh7publishing/art/2024-Andrea-In-Witch-Feather-Washington-DC-Hallowe-1117131065

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    Me with witch hat with feather #1.
    Me with witch hat with feather #2.
    Avenue Q in Washington DC Halloween Decorations.
    Skeleton window Avenue Q in Washington DC.
    Fountain near Songbyrd DC.
    Aliens at Songbyrd DC.
    Queen of the Damned costume contest in Songbyrd DC.
    The club has only 2 toilets! Both men and women use the restroom here. Shocking!
    My costume hero has an inflatable car sized cartoon creature on.
    People from the Bellweather Syndicate Show were there. At long last I heard why the show ended early.
    Downtown DC in the area swarmed by protesters in a wild election year.

  • Event Nights

    By Andrea Menzies

    There are good events happening in DC and Maryland it turns out in 2024. I thought my Halloween was destroyed by the need for car and RV emergency repairs. I had planned to go to Texas and New Orleans to see childhood school friends for the holiday. I am single so I was hoping to talk to guys. I have met nothing but the most grotesque and abusive human sewage ever born going out in Virginia downtown so that is never happening again. A lucky break happened in that friends are going to DC and Maryland for events there, and can give me a ride. Halloween 2024 is not my wishlist dream, but it will have some fun things to do.

  • Mini RV Cancel

    By Andrea Menzies

    I have a mini RV, but the hitch rusted apart and broke. This has cancelled my New Orleans travel for October. Next time I will just get a hotel, or plan to sleep in a sleeping bag in my car. I wanted to carry more stuff, and have more room when traveling. I thought I could travel more often, and longer, and not needing hotels in an RV. The RV has been an epic money pit, and it was eating my travel money. If I had taken the payment money for the RV and put it in a travel account it would have done twice as well. The rust bucket has destroyed my October as I did not go to many concerts I wanted to see locally as I was purchasing supplies for the RV. Then it rusted over and broke when I tried to use it today! It sucked! I am selling it off this time for sure!